Art of loneliness

1. Switch cities for work.
   
2. Be available only during work hours.
3. Stock what you need on Friday evening... step out only on Monday morning.
4. Visit areas less frequented by acquaintances.
   
5. Ride with a helmet, or drive with pulled over windows.
6. Put cell on mute, or low volumes.
7. Dump sms schemes.
8. Return calls; never make unsolicited calls.
9. Neither a lender nor a borrower be. (But, neki kar kuen mein daal)
10. Defy mortal existence.
11. Don't freak out, even after reading this blog :)